Every eleven minutes across the USA
a man is a victim of Cock Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following is an example..
[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
[Jinx] Hey whassup G?
[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute
[Jinx] Uh huh
[Kool] The bitch got a nice ass and I'm tryin to get in it
[Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you tellin me this shit?
[Kool] To make sure you don't mind
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
[Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
[Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell
Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"
"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, wh
