Purple Pills



Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo

[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin

But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills


Yo, yo

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of valium inside her palm

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)

Aww shit, I started a mosh pit

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!)

These 'shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losin weight

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again

So bounce, bounce, come on bounce

{*GUNFIRE*} I said come on, bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)

Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D-12 throws the bomb and smash the town

Bizarre, your mom is passin out

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

Come on!

[Kon Artis and Kuniva]

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn

Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid cause the X is gone

Ya I took them all dawg with some parmegan

And I think my arm is gone

Naw it's probably numb

Young, dumb, and full of cum

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary ass it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?

Yo stop actin stupid

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!)

Yeah I think I did too much -- This substance equals cups

Red pills, blue pills, and green -- Big pills (that's ill), mescaline!



Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothe