[Intro - Eminem]
I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and s**t,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a f**ken problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem!, I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock, please Marshall please let me suck your c**k"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz they're back on stage the next night with me
"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar s**t is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me B coz
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Bridge - Eminem]
My band x 9
[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autogra
