ok now ro the breakfast table
i felt like i could cry
i tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
for i am feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
well dry you eyes
don't be so sad
if you could just forgive me
and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
woo
i didn't hear you enter
no i didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member
and my pants upon the floor
now daddy i'm ashamed
and i completely understand
if you never want a hug again
or even shake my hand
oh no
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
well dry your eyes
don't be so sad
but i wouldn't use those tissues
they've already been had
talk to me dad
the look upon your face
made my swelling gland diminish
so i said 'could you close the door
i really wanna finish'
thirty more seconds
and if all had gone as planned
you'd have seen your future grandchildren
dripping from my hand
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
well dry your eyes
don't be so sad
just because it was your bed
it's not that bad
talk to me dad
when i was only seventeen
you told me it was dirty
so it must be really creepy
when your kid is pushing thirty
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
so dry your eyes
don't be so sad
but i wouldn't use those tissues
they've already been
and just because it wa your bed
its not that
daddy daddy please forgive me
talk to me dad
talk to me dad