Country Love Song

Stephen Lynch

I made love to ya all night long
then I got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could never do no wrong

then you farted....
oh girl you farted..

first I thought that it was kinda cute
I surpresed a smile when I heard your girly poot
then came the smell came whoftin by
and brought a little tear drop to my eye
I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch

cause you farted...

you could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peal off of the wall
I won't sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back door

baby, it sure has been a gas
but somethin' up and died inside your ass
and sure as hell that my name is stephen
its about time that I got even
get ready for the magic im about to pass...

I think I shit my pants.