Best Friends Song

Stephen Lynch

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and I like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and I wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
and Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yea your sister
I wanna F your sister
wanna F her in the A
and just C all over her chin
well I'd stick my fist in her V
and I'd move it around and then I'd move it to her A hole
it'd be so F'ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna F your sister!