Special Olympics

Stephen Lynch

Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball Olympics...Special Olympics.

Watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool that's diving...At the Special Olympics.

And I know for well, that I will burn in hell. But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest friggin thing I've ever seen in my life...At the Special Olympics.


Kid with downs, wins the race, even though he stood in place Olympics...Special Olympics.

Round his neck, gold medals hung, resting on his giant tounge Olympics...Special Olympics.

But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing. OK really I'm just avoiding carma cause I know my children can be born crippled and blind and semi-retarded and I'll have to spend all my time...At the Special Olympics.