The Grandma Song

Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong


Slip slap slee


Dipstick paddywhack


Pee pee googalee gee


Polly wolly sling slang


Skooey dibbely doo


Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong


Hop hip kagagoogoo


Hickory dickory slickory flip flap


Dip skip to my Lou


Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham


Whack snack koochie koochie koo





Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle


You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle


'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch


You gotta gish, you gotta gash


You gotta wax Grandma's mustache


And lay out her socks


To make sure they match


Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma





Slappety dappety sling skism skasm


Bing bang boo


A yip, a yap, a snippety snap


Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo


Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle


Awhee clunkety clang


A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz


Chitty chitty bang wang lang


Zippity doo dang lipidee ay


Oompa loompa doo


A piggly wiggly dooda


Stinky winky linky foo man choo





Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle


You gotta shave Grandma's poodle


'Cause Grandma would do the same for you


You gotta libby, you gotta labby


You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby


'Cause you should know Grandma's are people too


Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma





Now if you listened to the words of this song


You know they're coming straight from the heart


Never make fun of your Grandma


Even when she rips a juicy fart





And remember to dip you gotta doodle


You gotta stop playing with your noodle


'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind


You gotta gipper, you gotta giper


You gotta change Grandma's diaper


And then pretend that you really didn't mind





Whoa, respect to the Grandma

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