put on your yarmulke
here comes hanukah
so much funnaka
to celebrate hanukah
hanukah is the festival of lights instead of one day of preasents have eight crazy nights
when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here is a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
david lee rothe lights the monora
so do james con curt douglass and the late donna shora
guess who eats together at the conagee deli
bowser for shanna and auther fonzarelli
ponnomans half jewish goldie hawns half two
put them together what a fine looking jew
you dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dradle with captian kirk and mr.spok, both jewish
put on you yarmalke
its time for hanukah
the owner of the seattle supersonicas
celebrates hanukah
oj simpson, not a jew
but guess who is, hall of famer rob coru, he converted
we got ann landers and her sister dear abby
harrison fords a quarter jewish not to shabby
some people think that ebinesier scredge is
well hes not, but guess who is, all three stodges
so many jews are in show biz
tom cruise isnt but i heard his agent is
tell you friend veronica
dont foget a hermanica on this lovely lovely hanukah
so drink your gin and tonica
and smoke you marjianica
if you really really wanttica
have a happy happy happy happy happy hanukah
happy hanukah