Intro:
In di time of need and lonlieness
a 1 ting di woman dem want (wha dem want)
di gal dem need, di gal dem want,
di gal dem need a friend (dem need a buddy)
In di time of need and lonlieness
a 1 ting di woman dem waaant (wha dem want)
di gal dem need, di gal dem want,
so mi introduce mi self
verse 1(J):
my name is dick i got a girl
who has a cat
always laying on her lap
sometimes she purrs when im petting her
my god she loves when i play with her fur
but my girl she has a fiend named lynette
love me from the first day we met
she tek a set now i regret
cause i never enjoyed playing with her pet
somting was wrong she hold out a elastic band so i didn't stay too long she didn't have a clue
know what to do they don't know what it takes to get way your blue cause
Chorus:
They dont know dick like you know dick
dick is your dearest friend they dont hug him
when he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
They don't know dick like you know dick
dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
when he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
Verse 2 bennie:
My name is john di gals dem buddy
tru nuff woman i give di wickedest slam A.K.A.
magic Juan ding dong me love b every woman
hear it like a chimp i am a pimp gals waan blow
me dick like di good year blimp tru me no wimp
and she a nymph me haffi stand up and wuk till metired and limp
di odda gal a par inna mi car she want war wah eat mi nuts from out a di jar mi tell her stay far from mi sigar sh wah push me and a push till mi just pic pon her cause
chorus 2:
They don't know john like you know john
original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit
They don't know john like you know john
original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit
verse 3:
well mr. john and mr.dick the girls luv them
thats why dem cant sleep at night woman a bug dem
