Spasticus (autisticus)

Ian Dury And The Blockheads

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus



I wiggle when I piddle

Cos my middle is a riddle



I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus



I dribble when I nibble

And I quibble when I scribble



Hello to you out there in Normal Land

You may not comprehend

My tale or understand

As I crawl past your window

Give me lucky looks

You can be my body

But you'll never read my books



I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus



I'm knobbled on the cobbles

Cos I hobble when I wobble

Swim!



So place your hard-earned

Peanuts in my tin

And thank the Creator

You're not in the state I'm in

So long have I been

Languished on the shelf

I must give all proceedings to myself



I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus

I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

I'm Spasticus Autisticus



54 appliances in leather and elastic

100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics



Spasticus, Spasticus

Spasticus Autisticus

Spasticus, Spasticus

Spasticus Autisticus

Spasticus, Sspasticus

Spasticus Autisticus



Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling, fiddling, diddling, Widdling, diddling Spasticus



I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

Spasticus Autisticus

Spasticus, Spasticus

Spasticus Autisticus

Spasticus, Spasticus

Spasticus Autisticus