Common As Muck

Ian Dury And The Blockheads

You're not Brigitte Bardot

I'm not Jack Palance

I'm not Shirley Temple

On any circumstance

Or Fred Astaire



You're not Sydney Taphler

I'm not Dirk Bogarde

I'm not very stylish

And you're not avant garde

Or Lionel Blair



We're as common as muck

Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Love a duck we're as common as muck



You're not Victor Hugo

I'm not Patience Strong

I'm not Rodney Rygate

Or Evonne Goolagong

Shirley Abicair



I'm not Nelly Melba

You're not Nelly Dean

We do our best endeavours

To keep our doobries clean

Cause we care!



We're as common as muck

Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Love a duck we're as common as muck



We're as common as muck

Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Love a duck we're as common as muck