Inbetweenies

Ian Dury And The Blockheads

In the mirror, when I'm debonair

My reactions are my own affair

A body likes to be near the bone

Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan

I die when I'm alone, alone



Shake your booty when your back is bent

Put your feelings where my mouth just went

As serious as things do seem

At least you've put me on the team

And friends do rule supreme, ok



Oh, pardon you, me

With a capital 'C'

And who would have thought

With a capital nought?

In between the lines



Ooohhhhhhhhhh



Spread your chickens when you think of next

What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed?

Through channels that were once canals

Do lift the heart of my morale

To know that we are pals, yes



Oh, vanity fair

With a capital 'V'

You give me a share

You take it from me

Oh, jolly good show

With a capital 'O'

It's terrific to go

Hellooo



Hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello