Zomby Woof

Frank Zappa

Three hunderd years ago

Thought I might get some sleep

Stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnight creep



You know I'll never sleep no more

To me it seem that is just ain't wise



Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes



I am the ZOMBY WOOF

I'm the creature all the ladies been

Talkin' about

I am the ZOMBY WOOF

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out



Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is...

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF



They said aw-reety

An' they was aw-righty

An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady...



I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my Zomby Toof

My right foot is bigger than my other one is

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof...

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof,



don't mess with the ZOMBY WOOF

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!



Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF