Joe:
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg,
I beg
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg,
Little wires, pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy, mon . . .
Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy apartment
You've got here
Sy Borg:
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient
Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.
Joe:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me . . .
Sy Borg:
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy
Joe:
Just me and you?
Sy Borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way . . .
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
Joe:
No, ah, not yet
Ah, is this him?
Central Scrutinizer:
This is him.
Your wish is his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want
Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Blow . . . job . . .
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job . . .
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.
Sy Borg:
Bend over.
Joe:
Gay Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob
Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.
Joe:
Little leather cap and trousers
They look so gay . . .
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey . . .
Sy Borg:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles.
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