Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Frank Zappa

Hey now hey! Hey! Do you know what you are?
Your an asshole! Asshole!

Some of you may not agree. But you probly likes alot of misary.
But think awhile and you will see!

That Broken Hearts are for Assholes. Broken Hearts are for Assholes. (Are you an asshole) Broken Hearts are for Assholes.
Are you an Asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do?
Cause your an Asshole.

Nanana Yeah Yeah Yeah. I said you are an Asshole!

Maby you think your a lonley guy.
And maby you think your to tough to cry.
So you went to the grape just to give it a try.

And dagma. (You are with out doubt the uglyest son of a bitch Ive ever seen in my life.)
Was his name. (ONE TWO THREE FOUR)
The whisky is sticking out from underneth his pancake maker.
(And yet there was a beautiful lady.)
Nearly drove you insane. (Lets talk about leather.)
And so you kissed a little sailor.
(text able staring a elite of sheperd productions.)
Who had just flew in from Spain. (sir richard pump aload.)
You sniff the reiking buns of Angel. (A tail of a demented bread farm)
And acted like it was coccain.
(Cuccumber acted like my whole wheat loaf.)
You were dazzaled by the exciting new coustume of coco.
(then on tuesday night Cezer is back in town.)
In a way you cant explain.
(facing off the olds bar tag team grudge match with calone.)
And so you work along with Michael. (Three hundred and Sevendy nine pounds of somoin dynomite.) Which gave your back an awfull sprain.
( A volcanic hell.) But you came back on sunday for the gong show.
(and thursday whitch is two times aday.) but you forgot what I was saying.

Cause your an asshole. Your an asshole. Thats right.
Your an asshole, your an asshole. Yes, yes.
Your an asshole, your an asshole. Thats right.
Your an asshole, your an asshole.

Well. now you figured the way. Got kicked in the chest.
Now I think you know what you are. Your an asshole.

Say you cant live with what youve been through.
Well ladys you can be an asshole to.
You might pretend you dont have one on the bottom of you.

But dont fool yourself girl. Its looking at you.
Dont fool yourself girl. Its winking at you.
Dont fool yourself girl. Its blinking at you.
Thats why I said ram it ram it ram it up your poop shoot.
(Cornhole) ram it ram it ram it up your poop shoot.
(Guess what.) ram it ram it ram it up your poop shoot.
(wrist watch.) ram it ram it ram it up your poop shoot.

Dont fool yourself Girl. Its going right up your poop shoot.
Dont fool yourself Girl. Its going right up your poop shoot.