Can I Bitch

EMINEM

[in a high falsetto voice]

Uncle Marshall!

Will you tell us a bedtime story?

[regular voice]

Here we go...



Now once upon a time not long ago

There was a little rapper about to blow

But his album came and it was not good

I think it went lead or double copper wood

So the silly little fans they were mislead

By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head

"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash

Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"

Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to

The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer

To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister

Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister

And in this corner, we have the mister

Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister

Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for

this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'

Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor

I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta

You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya

Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!



[Chorus]

Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch

Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?

Please tell me what happened with

That style that you were rappin' with

Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch

Are you from Los Angeles

New York or just a janitor

From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch



Now at first I ain't really understand the shit

Picture me for a second and imagine it

Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'

When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners

It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit

It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick

For me, being just a sick, this conflict

Gets my dick harder than arithmetic

And I know how you jealous ones envy

I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me

The first two letters you were tellin' me shit

Like you respect me, like any other regular MC

The third letter you ask how come I ain't return

None of the messages at Shady Records you left me

The f

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