Dr Dre]
Marshall, it sounds like an S O S
[Eminem]
Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, your fuckin right
[Dre]
To the rap mobile.....let's go
Marshall....Marshall
Bitches and gentlemen, its show time
Hurry hurry, step right up
Introducing the star of our show, his name is
Marshall
You don't really wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, i bring to you
Marshall
[Eminem]
You 'bout to witness
Hip hop in its most purest, most rawest, form flow and most flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist
Chip of the old block, but old doc is back
It's like batman brought his own robin
Oh god Sadam's got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow collage dorm room door of the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes
Yeah, here I come
I'm inches away from you and fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911
[Chorus]
So let's get down to business
I dont got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town to shut the shit down on these clowns
Can I get a witness, hell yeah
Let's get down to business
I dont got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town to shut the shit down on these clowns
Can I get a witness, hell yeah
[Eminem]
Quick, gotta move fast gotta perfom miracles
Gee wilakers dre holy bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in gotham when i'm gon
time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your loo, while I do what I do best
You aint even impressed no more you used to it, flow's to wet, Nobody's close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit
The most hated on out of all those who've said it
Get hated on in 80 songs and exaggerated all so much
They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you're rappin and you know what for, the show must go on
So i'd like to welcome ya'll to Marshall and Andre's Carnival
C,mon
[Chorus]
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic you already know
whos fully capable the two cape heros
Dial straight down the center, 8 0 0
You can even call collect, the most feared duet since me and Elton play career russian roulette
You never even seen me blink or even bust in a sweat
People steppin over people just to rush in the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely, ease over these beats, and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one Shandra be so easy
Turn on these beats, MC's gon see me, believe me BET and MTV
Are gonna greive when we leave dog, for sheezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
'Till we grow beards, get weird, and disapear into the mountains
Nothin' but clowns down here, but we aint fuckin around round here
Yo Dre, can I get a hell yeah
(dre) hell yeah
[Chorus]
So there you have it folks
Marshall
Has come to save the day, back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
because
Marshall
And Andre are here to stay, and never go away until their dying day, untill we're old and grey
Marshall
So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel
Good night everyone thank you for comming
Your host for the evening
Marshall
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