It's a lunch buffet for one
And an iced tea hold the lemon
Seems you overdid the fun
And undersold the women
In your amazing life
You wore camouflage today
Because you wanted to be noticed
Chased your valentines away
Oh, man. you really showed us
With your amazing life
You never had a rhyme or reason
A notion or a clue
A duck insisting that
It's rabbit season
If days are numbered
This one's two
When the sinners turn to salt
And the tigers turn to butter
You swear O God it's not your fault
While going through the clutter
Of your amazing life
