Your Amazing Life

Ass Ponys

It's a lunch buffet for one

And an iced tea hold the lemon

Seems you overdid the fun

And undersold the women

In your amazing life



You wore camouflage today

Because you wanted to be noticed

Chased your valentines away

Oh, man. you really showed us

With your amazing life



You never had a rhyme or reason

A notion or a clue

A duck insisting that

It's rabbit season

If days are numbered

This one's two

When the sinners turn to salt

And the tigers turn to butter

You swear O God it's not your fault

While going through the clutter

Of your amazing life