John Boat

Ass Ponys

So they found your brother's John Boat

And they filled it up with fish

And your brother didn't find it for a week

And you said that you could smell it

From a hundred yards away

And that you helped him dump it in the creek

So you came upon a raven

And you thought that it was dead

But it was moving so you poked it with a stick

And you found that there were maggots

Crawling underneath the skin

And thinking of it always makes you sick

That's the biggest bug I've ever seen

And Jesus, here it comes this way

I can feel it crawling over me today