Sidewinder

Ass Ponys

The dirt farmer's wife is hanging

Her laundry on the line

She's wasting her life

But other than that

She's doing fine

The gut wagon rolls

Trailing a cloud of flies along

Holding her nose she's trying to hear

The buzzard's song

Sidewinder spoiled my shot

At my precious forget-me-not

It's a red letter day

And we've all confessed

To petty crimes

What can she say

That hasn't been said a hundred times

The dirt farmer swears

His fruit is as fresh as the early spring

What does he care that she's

Finding worms in everything

Sidewinder spoiled my shot

At my precious forget-me-not

Claimjumper stole my spot

Next to me precious forget-me-not

The weed garden grows

Just outside the kitchen door

The dirt farmer knows

It won't be in bloom

Like it was before

Sidewinder spoiled my shot

At my precious forget-me-not

Claimjumper stole my spot

Next to me precious forget-me-not