California Bingo

Ass Ponys

California bingo

Man I must be dreaming

Fascination on the midway

Listen to him screaming

Sounding like a preacher

Calling in the sinners

Says California bingo

Everyone's a winner

Oh I'm fucked

I'm fucked

I'm fucked...again

When I'm on the midway

I'm looking for the freak tent

So I can seek salvation

In among the misfits

And when it comes showtime

I won't need a decoy

I'll be inside a glass jar

Right beside the bird boy