Your record cost $3.99
your record cost $2.99
your record cost $1.99
and then it gets returned
your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]
you're right next to hall and oates
you're right next to the commodores
you're right next to cameo
you're a fucking homo
your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]
cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin
you're in the return line
they don't take back records under $3.99
then you start to fucking whine
buy a real album next time
