You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The

Anal Cunt

Rape [x4]



I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr



[Chorus:]

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up



I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Sheila Micheals

I drank another case of everclear

And you looked like Ileana Douglas



[Chorus]