I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

Anal Cunt

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the ins

and your stupid fucking dog was barking at me

it sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band

i wanted to kick it in the fucking face



i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant



after i beat the fucking shit out of it

i wanted to throw it through your fucking window

but i needed money to buy some more whiskey

so i sold it to a chinese restaurant



i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant



your family ordered pu pu platter

you didn't know what you were eating

it was your fucking gay faithful dog

while you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire