I never bothered to find out why you're in jail
but, i think it's funny that you are
i hope you didn't actually do it
and your life got ruined for nothing
i don't know why you're in jail
and i don't fucking care
i hope you get raped every day
i'm glad you're stuck in there
you where probably in a drunken indian blackout
you where drinking listerine in the desert
your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him
then you tried to shoot an fbi agent
