you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
you wear a beret and you sell colonge
you wear colonge but you still smell bad
you smell like shit from all the men that you've had
[chorus:]
you sell colonge [x4]
you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
you're always looking at your customers ass
a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer
[chorus]
