you have dumb boots-you can't shut up
you love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut up
you don't wear pants-you can't shut up
you can't shut up
you have a beard-you can't shut up
it looks real dumb-you can't shut up
you lost your thumb-you can't shut up
you can't shut up
you're embarrassing-you can't shut up
you can't keep time-you can't shut up
you're a fucking hank-you can't shut up
you can't shut up
stop saying "hyper"-you can't shut up
stop saying "blast"-you can't shut up
you're a pain in the ass -you can't shut up
you can't shut up [x4]
