Love Yourself

The Sexual Turnips

There's only one thing to do

If you love no one else

If rape is not an option then

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



Self pleasure is easy and

It can be a lot of fun

Even if you've lost a hand

You can make do with one



There's only one thing to do

If you love no one else

If rape is not an option then

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



Love yourself, Love youself, Love yourself YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



{bridge with spoken words} Oh yeah baby. I'm loving it. You always know what I want. I love this film. Faster. Keep it up. Oh yeah. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh



LOVE YOURSELF



Even if your woman

You still can join in two

Grab yourself a table leg

And split that hole in two



There's only one thing to do

If you love no one else

If rape is not an option then

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



Love yourself, Love youself, Love yourself YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



Self fucking is the future

Cos it can be done when you like

I've seen it in a restaurant,

In a train and on a bike

When the urge is coming

Just shift your hand down there

Just make sure to clean it

Before you run it through your hair



There's only one thing to do

If you love no one else

If rape is not an option then

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF

There's only one thing to do

If you love no one else

If rape is not an option then

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF



Love yourself, Love youself, Love yourself

Love yourself, Love youself, Love yourself

Love yourself, Love youself, Love yourself



YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF