It All Happened In The Pub

The Sexual Turnips

I go to my local pub

Almost every day

Normally nothing happens

Not that i remember anyway



Pub pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub

Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub



On certain occasions

The pub I like to tend

Has to be somewhere different

So I can drink with my friends



Friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends

Friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends



'Twas on one of these occasions

When i was at another pub

When as I walked in I could see

A woman I did love



Love love love love love love love love love love love love love

Love love love love love love love love love love love love love



Oh she was so great

But there was nothing I could say

So I drank to build up confidence

But by then she'd gone away



Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone



Oh she was so great

But there was nothing I could say

So I drank to build up confidence

But by then she'd gone away



Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone



Oh no she'd Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone