A pint of London Pride Please
That's what I'd like to drink
Please serve it in a nice pint glass
And clean off that lipstick
When I order ale
I want it fresh and clean
What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
A pint of London Pride Please
It's a nice local brew
And when you have to piss it out
You've got free Carling too
When I order ale
I want it fresh and clean
What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
When I'm writing lyrics a nice pint goes down well
At least that was what I though but apparently it seems to make my rhyming go to hell
When I order ale
I want it fresh and clean
What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
I said
When I order ale
I want it fresh and clean
What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?
{spoken} A pint of pride please govn'r
