Bash The Bastard

The Sexual Turnips

(A hard and fast song)



Bush is such a facist with his Nazi like ideas

I wanna get a big fat gun and shoot between his ears

Want a fucking retard, mind controlling scum

His birth makes me regret that I had to fuck his Mum



Bash the bastard, Bash the bastard, bash the bastard

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who's the bastard, Who's the bastard, who's the bastard

BUSH



I know that writing this song might make me a terrorist

But I don't give a shit about ending up on his list

The fear of vengful America won't make me shit my pants

If they try to bomb me, they'll probably hit France



Bash the bastard, Bash the bastard, bash the bastard

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who's the bastard, Who's the bastard, who's the bastard

BUSH



Bush is such a Daddys boy, he'll do what he's told

"Son, I failed it last time and now I am too old,

How about you have a go and start the next World war

It has been too long and it's time to go back for more".



Bash the bastard, Bash the bastard, bash the bastard

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who's the bastard, Who's the bastard, who's the bastard

BUSH



Well maybe, maybe one day, I'll have some sympathy

But that's as fucking likely as Bush becoming me



Bash the bastard, Bash the bastard, bash the bastard

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who's the bastard, Who's the bastard, who's the bastard

BUSH



So there's one message I leave you withand it simply goes like this,

If you are a doctor and a Nazis giving birth, accidentally fuck up and they both go in the hearse



Bash the bastard, Bash the bastard, bash the bastard

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who's the bastard, Who's the bastard, who's the bastard

BUSH



{muttered at end} Fucking scum