Keira Knightley

The Sexual Turnips

Everytime I see Keira Knightley

I think of her in her nightie

I watched that fit bitch in the hole

But never actually saw her hole

I saw her in Love Actually

And in my darkest fantasies

Although her tits are pretty small

My mouth would like to suck them all



Please, please, please

Will you suck my cock,

Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.



I wanna have sex

With a girl from Middlesex

I think that you are the best

Because of your lovely breasts

Oh please my darling Keira Knightley

Go out with me not Richard Whiteley

Your name is spelt with IRA

But I would fuck you anyway



Please, please, please

Will you suck my cock,

Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.



Keira your my deara

I always want to be near ya

I met you at the meat market

And got out my cock so you could tell me where to park it.



Please, please, please

Will you suck my cock,

Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.



Can you cancel that restraining order?

Because it slightly offended my mother

I promise I won't do it again

Unless I am drunk and you are topless



Please, please, please

Will you suck my cock,

Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.



Please, please, please

Will you suck my cock,

Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.



Oh, go on, you know you want to,

Cos you are really hot.