One day you'll be glad I came around
I may be the best thing you have found
Ain't much you can count on in this town
I swear I'm speaking from my heart
And I won't let you down.
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My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed
I just do my best to stay alive
Got a junked out car but you should see me drive
Racing down St Charles Avenue
Ain't got much but what I got
Will sure be good for you
(Chorus)
Flyin' down the highway of my dreams
You will find my crazy love
Is always what it seems
(Chorus)
