If they gave Olympic medals
For rocking all night long
I would have won em all till I turned pro
I had years of dedication
And a natural inclination
And a childhood game I just could not outgrow
I want to be the last man standing
People crashing on the sofas and passed out on the floor
But the last man standing
Was saying bring on a little bit more
When you stop and think about it
Life is still just high school
You make the same mistakes you did when you were young
Contending for the ladies' favors
Tasting every single flavor
While hopelessly trying not to scald your tongue
I wanna be the last man standing
People crashing on the sofas and passed out on the floor
But the last man standing
Was saying bring on a little bit more
I might as well admit it
There's been a time or two
When I contemplated retiring for a while
But a hundred years from now
They'll still be asking how
As they gaze upon my taxidermic smile
Want to be the last man standing
Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door
But the last man standing
Is singing bring on a little bit more
They're gonna see the last man standing
Still got a fun ticket in my hand
Gonna be the last man standing
Taking off before I land
