Well hello, boys and girls! Come on in, see thy show. It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get ride of it! It ain't like you ever coming back, you fuckin' idiot
Thy Carnival emerges only when you about to die, and right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on thy Murder-Go-Round, and we'll strap you down, and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun, because I be thy Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two, before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and weirdoes, and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em - hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for thy Carnival
Welcome to thy show, Shangri-La of thy Dark Carnival. Welcome to thy show, because BITCH BOY YOU DEAD! /
Welcome to thy show, Shangri-La of thy Dark Carnival. Welcome to thy show, because you DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
Thy Ring Leader: And fuck you if you don't like it
Welcome to my exhibit, I be thy Shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags.
It's only Juggalos here; you know what we about: swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus, we expect the role. We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so; and everywhere that we go, from Alaska to Spain, I'm seein' Juggalos dancin in thy Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high, I seen them jump from thy stage and float off into thy sky.
They ain't never coming back, their Carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about it, smoking 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die. I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La.
But if you really wanna hear thy fuckin' devil's exhibit, thy shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it
Thy Ring Leader: Ugh! Bitch! Thy Juggalos said...
Juggalo Chant:
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here / Games, prizes, shows and rides - it's that carnival paradise
And fuck thy fuck outta you, if you don't like it
Juggalo Chant: (Repeats)
