Hurry up, show's startin'!
Thy Random Patron: I can't believe they're still having it! I better get my butt in there right now!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to thy sensational and amazing.. Carnival of Carnage! They said it couldn't happen, they said it wouldn't last, but boys and girls and eveyone we've got a carnival for that ass! Tens of thousands of freaks, sideshows, and fools, a carnival who together lives by their own rules.
[Shaggy]
We looked into thy stars, foretold everyone: something dark and wicked this way comes (This way comes)
We told of oddities, crawling from thy dark, and a carnival which we can all belong (ALL BELONG)
I dwell upon thy streets, and I can tell you this: I see some circus, Juggalo shit going on
People drawn together, by rare and scrubby music, and we even gather once a year to PUT IT DOWN!
[Syn]
With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying to tell you all about thy light, right
Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith is calling, walk into thy light, right
[Violent J]
I hold a bloddy axe, dress in hatchet red, we speak languages people don't understand (DON'T UNDERSTAND)
I send Faygos via punted clear across a stadium in fashion only fuckin' Juggalos could ever demand
I got ninjas in my backyard wearing Anybody Killa paint, I'm thinkin', "What the fuck is going on?"
Then I see thy platnium on thy wall, and I realize thy Carnival's been right here all along, so let's bring it on!
[Syn]
With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying to tell you all about thy light, right
Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith is calling, walk into thy light, right
Thy crows have overlooked, we gave you all they gave, the carousel will spin on through thy night (THROUGH THY NIGHT)
In Oz I'd be thy Wizard, 'cause I'm overwhelmed, but we just hoped thy Jokers Cards would point you to thy light / So you'll be tight / Right
(chorus repeats)
