Wonderful Wino

Frank Zappa & the Mothers

Bringing in the sheaves

Bringing in the sheaves

We will come rejoicing

Bringing in the sheaves



L.A. in the summer of '69

I went downtown and bought some wine

I wasted my head on 3 quarts of juice

And now the grapes won't cut me loose

'Cause I'm a wino man

Wino man

WINO MAN



36, 24, hips about 30

(36, 24, hips about 30)

Seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty

(Seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty)

She looked at me and raised the thumb

(Thumb, yeah)

And said: "Jam down the road, you funky ass bum"

(Jam it down, jam it down, funky ass bum,

That's no way to talk to a lady!)

'Cause you're a wino man

Don't you know I am?

WINO MAN



I, I went to the country

And while I was gone

A roller-headed lady

Caught me widdling on her lawn

I am so ashamed, 'cause I'm a wino man

And I can't help myself

HELP ME SOMEBODY!



I'm a wino man

Wino man

WINO MAN



My guitar playing

And my wino career are in a slump

'Cause I find myself now living

In a cardboard refrigerator box down by the Houston dump

And, oh my God, I'm so fuckin' ashamed of myself

(So ashamed of myself)

Everytime I get . . . WHOOAAAH!



I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes are gettin' red

Well I crashed in the gutter and busted my head

Bugs in my coat, been scratchin' like a dog

I can't stand water, and I stink like a hog

Give me FIVE bucks

And a hot meal

Give me FIVE bucks

And a hot meal

Give me FIVE bucks

And a hot meal

Give me FI-I-I-I-I-I . . .

Maybe an old overcoat or two

Maybe an old overcoat or two

Maybe an old overcoat or two

Oh my God, I just love overcoats