Hello ... pick up the phone ... i know you're home ... i have to talk to you ... you're not gonna believe what i just found out ... the pope paid the rcmp to kill the kennedys ... then the freemasons framed the cia to make us think that they're in control ... but i know for a fact that no one makes a move without permission from the men in black ... and they get their orders direct from orbital ufos ... those bastards have been in charge since atlantis sank ... do you have any idea what this means ??? ronald macdonald is an alien antichrist ... he's not wearing make-up !!! uncle sam and his big brother are into this up to their necks ... so don't breathe a word of this to anyone ... we could be murdered just for knowing about it ... i hope your line isn't bugged ... look what happened to hoffa after he discovered dupont was behind the plot to legalize marijuana ... to this day, people still deny that the mafia was working for the fbi when they polluted our water supplies with lsd ... libya funded that little project ... we are in serious trouble ... now that gold is worthless ... fort knox is empty ... i don't know who to trust anymore ... even the enquirer stopped printing the truth last year because of interpol interference ... they refused to publish certain information about ira involvement in marylin's so-called suicide ... that story would have blown the lid off the kkk connection ... who do you think runs the naacp anyway ??? certainly not nasa anymore ... no ... they're way too busy building bombs in space and faking moonwalks ... can you imagine what would happen to dow jones if they revealed that aids was manufactured in 1948 by the church/state in a cold-blooded effort to exterminate vampires ... i have in my possession a photocopied fax of a xerox document that prooves the whole thing ... of course ... they tried to blame it on the military/idustrial complex because two of the scientists at hitler's secret biochemical warfare research lab in bolivia happened to be plo zionists ... but it was the kgb who bribed mccarthy to steal the virus and smuggle it out of the country in a sack of cocaine cut with sugar ... that shipment ... the enti