The Wacky World Of Mass Transit

Del The Funky Homosapien

Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude



I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus



I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand



It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss



I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin



Could he maybe find time to give the D E L a lift



He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the



day



I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans



To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen



And I agree with the theory



Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35



I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride



I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high



From a spliff that I smoked



I riffed and provoked



A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke



With a corny punchline



And it was only lunchtime



The bus should've been here, the driver had much time



To get is act together



No matter what the weather



Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever



[SKIT #1]



When oh when is the bus gonna come



I'm getting sick and tired of the wait



When oh when is the bus gonna come



Well here comes a pack of about 14



Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans



And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood



For no head on collision with the hoods



Try to use my transfer but it's no good



Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta



Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city



I'm not certain



But if I go sit in the back it's curtains



Kids wanna ride the back



What kinda shit is that?



Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back



Let m