Skull And Crossbones

Del The Funky Homosapien

(scratched:)

I never drink and drive

'Cuz I might spill my drink



[Chorus]

Give me the keys, I'm OK

Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes

Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?)

Wakin' up and it's all a blur again

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive...

If I'm still alive...



Red Skull more like skull and crossbones

Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones

It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle

Drivin' hella drunk without my beltbuckle

Fuck you, I'm OK

That's what they all say

Already got a suspended license

Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense

Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant

Pistons pumpin', slumpin'

Over the steering wheel

So many drunk drivers on the road

It's killing fields

Who gives a fuck?

If I get caught all I get

Is a slap on the wrist

My license tooken is a bitch

But I still drive with a D.U.I.

Crash, see my passenger fly

Through the windshield

It's hard to see you die

Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards

That's what happens playing with a wild card

How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl?

Nineteen years old, the end of the world

Don't know what to do

Pop's is gonna' kill you

Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth

Got you in a predicament

If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness

Some fool's is shiftless

Like me, gifted

Student GPA: four point oh

Blood alcohol level past that though



(scratched:)

I never drink and drive

'Cuz I might spill my drink



[Chorus]



Three o'clock, time to go

One more line of coke with cognac

But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit

What now Sherlock?

Key to the lock

My friend's is tellin' me to stop

Damn near down the block

I foun