Bm's

Del The Funky Homosapien

Ahh

First day off probation, no wastin' time

Just like ancient times, and take a dime and roll it

Blaze it with no fear

After havin' to take piss tests for a whole year

Smokin' with a cold beer makes me kinda think

Why I don't like to drink heavily, 'cause what my P.O. was tellin' me

'You can't smoke and even eat poppy seeds

But you can buy liquor, and drink all you need'

It's callin' me, I used to drink Heineken's

Now it's 'bout 5 or 10, plus wine and gin

Hennessy, finishing the last drop

To the liquor store was a cash crop

Drive right past the grass spot

Doin' the dumbest shit I ever did in my life

Riskin' my life,

Resistin' arrest

It's in my flesh

Probably smell funny

And there go Del's money

Fast forward to 1998

I smash more herb than those old day's

With a whole J to the face

Nah, I'm still feelin' gettin' drunk more than weed

But now we back in Amster-D, got some grams for me

Chocolate Thai and Purple Haze

And blocks of hash that make the J's last for days

Rollin' up so phat, circumference stuffed with major chronic

We can put a wager on it

When we first got out here in Europe it was everywhere

Even at the gas station, I was down in the mat

A fast pace, when I thought 'This shit ain't helpin' nothin'

When I can get elevated straight puffin' nothin''



Chorus:

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...



The smokin' sessions was the best in the world

Plus the price was right, affordable, so more to use

So fat they deserve the Kodak

And no tax so I'm savin'

Not misbehavin'

That's a risk we takin', we ain't talkin' bout that

We in the outback, smokin' till my mouth's black, how's that?

Another fucked up for sho', being blow

I sorta d