There are some things I have learned in my recent past that I'm excited to share with you tonight,
and one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy;
we all want to be remembered for something. And then I was thinking going,
“How can I be remembered?”
and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases,
even if it's one on one with people.
For example, the other day, I saw a young boy, and he was eating an ice cream cone,
I ran up and I smashed it into his face, I leaned in, I go,
“You remember me forever!” and I ran away.
Cause you know when he's 50, he's gonna be like, “One day a man ran up to me,
I did not know this man, he smashed my treat into my eyes.
And he pointed and said, 'You fuckin remember me forever.'
” But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that.
He added fuckin to make the story more intense and interesting.
He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face, cause he's a lying 50 year old man.
I did NOT say fuckin.
