We Are The Knuckleheads

Bloodhound Gang

Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We're the knuckleheads





If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly


I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly


Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast


Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast


No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster


So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master


Giving ya communion with your lips on my cup


Pump pump pump pump me up


Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender


I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black And Decker blender


If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be Defender


I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender


Your a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel


Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel


You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn


Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in


I'm a leggo-Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tack


Trip to the store and get another six pack


Bomb dropping like at ground zero


Like Colonel Klink is getting fucked by Hogan's Heroes


Eenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missed


I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on Santa's list


I gave your girl some sausage and than I slit your wrists


Now I'm taking your ass out like my name was Burgeous Meredith





Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We are the knuckleheads


Who's the knuckleheads?


We're the knuckleheads





Fast fast quick Bic like ass when ya pass gas


You threw it like a girl that's why you got picked last


And Mr. Easy does it never did it now did he


Jesus is coming so look busy


And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps


I got the