Bad Touch

Bloodhound Gang

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating


But there are several other very important differences


Between human beings and animals that you should know about





I'd appreciate your input





Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought


Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about


So put you hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts


Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up


You've had enough of two hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounce


I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns


Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are


incline


To make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time





Do it now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Do it again now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Gettin' horny now





Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket


Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it


Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas


But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft


Advisory”


So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship


Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip


So show me yours, I'll show you mine “Tool Time” you'll Lovett just like


Lyle


And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-files”





Do it now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Do it again now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Gettin' horny now





You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Do it again now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


So let's do it like they do o