(Tom)I wanna F*** a dog in the ass
(Mark) He wants to F*** a dog in the ass
(Tom) I wanna F*** a dog (that's right kids)
I tryed to F*** your mom in the ass
Tryed to F*** your dad in the ass
Could only find that dog (and his ass)
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
We want to F*** a dog
(laughing)
(Tom) I tryed to F*** a F***ing pirate in the ass
(Mark) Aaarr, me and me first mate, you scurvy cur
(Tom) Tryed to F*** a F***ing pirate, but I found the dog
(Mark) Ah, that was no pirate man- that was thy own sister
(Mark) (It's a mexican pirate)
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
(Laughing)
Want to F*** a F***ing dog
(Laughing)
(Tom)F*** you
