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When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to filate him And stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
When you fucked grandpa Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head And was it on your mother's bed?
And this is fucking stupid, man I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather I mean, you guys are related!
-He seems like a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
-Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
-He rubs his dick in broken glass
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just lay them on the side of the bed? Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masterbate And cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all!
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man, this is stupid!
I hate you!
