[tom]
i want to F*** a dog in the ass
[mark]
he wants to F*** a dog in the ass
[tom]
i wanna F*** a dog
I tried to F*** your mom in the ass
Tried to F*** your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass
[mark and tom]
we wanna F*** a dog in the ass
we wanna F*** a dog in the ass
we wanna F*** a dog
[tom]
I tried to F*** a F***ing pirate in the ass
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[tom]
tried to F*** a F***ing pirate
but I've found the dog
[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[music stops]
[mark]
its a Mexican pirate
[music continues]
[mark and tom]
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
We want to F*** a dog in the ass
wanna F*** a F***ing dog
[mark]
F*** you