Oh I do think it's a lovely thing
And I'm sure you'll all agree
That rudeness is quite wonderful
Such pleasures all for free
Rudeness can come in many forms
The thought of somebody nude
But also as words or just a thought
It's great being just plain rude
If you don't like reading this poem
Then I think you must be a prude
Cos nothing's quite so fantabulous
As the wonder of being rude
