VideoGameRapBattles
Player 1, Minecraft
Player 2, RustFight!
Is it a question who will win this rap?
Tell me which one of us has a classic soundtrack
Go check my stacks
I′m diamond while you got a stone in your bag
You are a recycler please
Craftin' a copy of me and DayZ
A clone of a mod of Arma it′s crazy
With no creative mode, it's not new, it's lazy!
Oh!
I′m endless in what I can make
In your game you can′t even choose sex or your race
Vacant of content and structures and pleasure
Your game's not a sandbox, it′s more like a desert
That's one of your three biomes
Got those by the dozen so you better listen
Since 2013 after what I am spittin′
This will be the first time they say your game's finished
Think your design is creative?
Look at how ugly your face is!
All of you mutant cubes lookin′ so crude
Like you went through miner radiation
Just face that it is understood
You got too much craftin' but none of it's good
Because when I craft a stick I′ma light up your hood
But when you craft a stick you be slicing up wood!
Can′t stop raiders with a little stone sword
You're my spectator like you died in hardcore
It′s so absurd you got so many virgins
You're greatest game version online is Bedwars!
Ech, I guess your team was alright
Until Notch sold to Microsoft and went Alt right!
Despite that he′s not the only flunk in my books
'Cause people clap less for your Jeb than for Bush
Your team said your all about survival
And not the identity so it makes sense you blend in
You seem to blow up every two years on Twitch
Because each other year we forget you exist!
Though you tried biting me, we′re not the same
I'm you with money and critic acclaim
Coward you best go hide up in your base
I can tell this beginner's naked and afraid
I know you′re braggin′ and got much to say
About all the creators who brought you your fame
And I know your Youtubers would bring me the same
But I got anti-cheat, so Dream couldn't play!
Ay, I know the pain you′ve gone through
My game doesn't tend to go easy on noobs
This battle′s proof that you're so boring
No wonder why Warner Bros can′t make their movie of you!
Ooh!
Game over!
Choose your character!
VideoGameRapBattles!
